15 December 2011

thursday beer

some David Sedaris words:

-  “If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary” 
-  “We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail 
-  “If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever” 
-  “It's just a penis, right? Probably no worse for you than smoking” 

have a great day, guys

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