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Big Bang Theory dialogs:

- Leonard: "Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon. The guy's one lab accident away from being a super villain"

-  Leonard: (To Sheldon) "Sometimes your movements are so life like I forget you are not a real boy" 

- Raj: "My religion teaches that if we suffer in this life we are rewarded in the next. Three months at the North Pole with Sheldon and I'm reborn as a well-hung billionaire with wings!"

- Sheldon: "You are soft. The world is going to chew you then spit you out"