5 December 2011

monday... monday...

to start fine the week:

"Boxers don't have sex before a fight, do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other" (- Jimmy Carr)

"No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea... you never get that tea" (- Jimmy Carr)

"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife" (-Groucho Marx)

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