square tuesday

some laughing with Conan O'Brien:

- Apparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can be a successful politician in this country even if English is your second language

- Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California's schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me

- John Travolta said he sometimes lets his friends take control of his airplane even though they don't know what they're doing. Then Travolta said he often does the same thing with his career

- Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly