the weekend is almost here. yesh!
to celebrate it here go some sentences of wisdom I share with you:
"I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!" (- Eric Cartman)
"French people piss me off" (- Eric Cartman)
"Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars" (- Eric Cartman)
"Operator! Give me the number for 911!" (- Homer Simpson)
"Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids" (- Homer Simpson)
"Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene." (- Homer Simpson)
have a great weekend, everybody!