29 December 2011
27 December 2011
Helen Frankenthaler dies at 83, in Connecticut
singing Christmas hedgehogs
yes, a little bit late. but it's so nice that I coudn't resist not to post it. here it goes:
24 December 2011
20 December 2011
19 December 2011
hi, guys!
- "Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time"
- "Electricity is really just organized lightning"
- "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
- "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that"
- "Soft rock music isn’t rock, and it ain’t music. It’s just soft"
18 December 2011
17 December 2011
these are...
Big Bang Theory dialogs:
- Leonard: "Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon. The guy's one lab accident away from being a super villain"
- Raj: "My religion teaches that if we suffer in this life we are rewarded in the next. Three months at the North Pole with Sheldon and I'm reborn as a well-hung billionaire with wings!"
- Sheldon: "You are soft. The world is going to chew you then spit you out"
psychedelic saturday
Larry David:
- "I don’t tell my wife anything. I don’t confide in her. I don’t trust anybody. I just treat her like an acquaintance"
- "Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad"
- "I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out"
15 December 2011
friday, man
and now, some Tosh.O:
- "Even when I was a kid, my imaginary friend would play with the kid across the street. I'd be like, "Hey, so I guess I'll see you later," and he's, like, "Whatever, queer"
- "I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed"
- "Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, "Hey, at least I'm not pregnant"
- "Babies aren't dishwasher-safe"
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